Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

BIG VERN

THE Male Online

Letter bocks

THE BROON WINDSORS

ALBERT RATCHET

Tip Top Tony

TOMMY ‘BANANA’ JHONSON • HE’S GOT A BIG BAHAMA!

BULL’S HIT • Star reveals acting secret of box office smash

Mrs Brady Old Lady

CLOSE TO THE VEG • Scientists near to discovering ‘ Potato of Tomorrow’

MEAT AND THREE VEG!

HOURS OF FUN WITH POTATO PUZZLES AND ‘TATER TEASERS!

THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT POTATOES

Spud-U-Love • WHAT YOUR CHOICE OF JACKET POTATO TOPPING SAYS ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE with Dr Raj Persaud

NOT SO HOT POTATO

ALL WHITE ON THE NIGHT • White welly industry given boot

GROW YOUR OWN

ROYAL VARIETY PERFORMANCE • The Royal Arse-Lickers choose their favourite ‘regal’ potato dishes

FOODIE BOLLOCKS

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ARTET-TOON! • Arsenal coach bags Magpies tickets at pub draw

MAKE MINE A SCOTCH • Land of mountains and heather on POTUS’s wish-list

Last Train to Tucumcari!

FISH and CHIPS

THE BALD TRUTH!

ENGHTACE

STREET CRIME HITS SPACE • Underworld looking to put wiseguy into orbit by year 2030

ForteanTimes

Roger’s PROFANISAURUS • An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

Barnaby Grudge

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MEDDLE SOME RATBAG

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MORE SPECS PLEASE, WE’RE BRITISH! • Myopia tops opticians’ eye charts again

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW…

Bob the Betraper

PEAK FITNESS • Dudley “I’ve got a mountain to climb!” declares Dad

Sid the Sexist